How I Hate Halloween

Every year, the same story repeats. The costumes get louder. The knocks get harder. And the patience gets thinner.

But this year… the old man has decided to fight back.

In this darkly comedic 2D shooter, you play as a very grumpy old man who just wants one thing: peace and quiet. Unfortunately, his neighbourhood has other plans.

Every Halloween night, trick-or-treaters swarm his doorstep—and they are not taking “go away” for an answer. Armed to the false teeth with eggs, onions, and whatever else can be launched from a front porch, he’s ready to defend his home the only way he knows how: aggressively.

This isn’t your typical Halloween celebration. There’s no candy here. No friendly costumes. Just nonstop chaos, bad decisions, and a man who has absolutely had enough.

Features

  • Fast-paced 2D shooter gameplay with simple, pick-up-and-play controls
  • A darkly humorous Halloween setting full of chaotic energy
  • Defend your home against endless waves of trick-or-treaters
  • A bizarre arsenal of throwable “weapons” including eggs, onions, and more
  • Increasing difficulty as the night descends further into madness
  • Quick sessions designed for mobile play on the go
  • Stylised visuals and comedic animations that bring the chaos to life